FISH n CHIPS, BEST ENEMIES FOREVER

2013, Fish 'n Chips Productions

Animation

Rating: none

Approx. 91 mins.

THE STORY:

Something about a fish that has a magic bone that belonged to the ancestor of a cat, which gives him the ability to live out of water. The cat is trying to get the bone back for his kind and the 2 fight, exchange the bone, get along, don't get along, fight over a catfish they both moon over... and then I have no idea what happened.

QUESTIONABLE LANGUAGE:

• I honestly don't know-- couldn't focus or follow closely enough

VIOLENCE:

• lots of slapstick, chasing, fighting-- no violence 

TEACHING POINTS:

• who knows

THE UPSHOT:

It's like watching a couple of kids with ADHD go crazy for 90-odd minutes. Following the over-long story took so much energy that I just stopped trying. I thought it would never ever end. Even the 6 year-old in the room was unable to summarize the story. And the voices-- an-noy-ing!

Awful script, awful voicing, awful pacing. One of the worst things I have sat through in my entire life. Miss this at any cost.  

0.5/5