The MISSING LYNX

2008, Kandor Graphics

Animation

Rating: PG

Approx. 96 mins.

THE STORY:

A group of animals, led by an irritating lynx, attempt to save themselves from poachers as well as from an eccentric but well-intentioned millionaire who tries to lock them all up for their own good.

QUESTIONABLE LANGUAGE:

• probably-- found it too painful to focus that closely after a few minutes

VIOLENCE:

TEACHING POINTS:

• Don't ever see this film again or anything else by the same makers
• Does raise good points about the morality of keeping animals in captivity, but the film is just so bad that you don't even want to get into it

THE UPSHOT:

I feel bad giving anything 0/5, so have given as little and as much as I can without feeling mean or like a liar. AWFUL. Awkward story that proceeds at a jagged, uneven pace, terrible voices, predictable. Not worth a second of your time.

0.5/5